Hey Everyone! My name is Launcelot and I know that is an aswesome name! My master is Shylock and i hate him!
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Well, you should know my name if you just look up there :)Hahaha! Its LAUNCELOT! I have a master and of course, my job is to serve him well. He is the all-so-famous Shylock and he is a Jew. I hate serving him....I hate him! But my life is a mess. I thought of leaving my master but I had to consider for more things and compete with my conscience.:(:(My Mum is Margery and my Dad is Gobbo and unfortunately he is blind:(:(He is one old silly fool though and I love to play prank on him. He is THE best!:) Dad, if you are seeing this, I LOVE YOU! :)
Oh my god! I am so confused, I do not know what i should do? Run or stay...Run or stay...Run or stay??? I do not want to be a tag-along of my master, Shylock. He is a super baised devil plus a Jew! My conscience is killing me right now. My brain is like an arena where my conscience is competing with ME! But if I leave THE master, he would come back and haunt me like a devil... My life is in a mess!
Well, Today my Dad came knocking on my master's house, like seriously?! He did not even notice that the man standing in front of him is his own son! But i can forgive me because he's blind so what can I say. :):) Since he could not recognise my awesome manly voice, I decided to carry out a little prank! I gave a little short speech, I started like "Talk of Master Launcelot father; for the young gentlemen..." and ended off as "as you would say in plain terms, gone to heaven" HAHAHAHA! It was sooo much FUN!!!! He is awesome!
Toodles, Launcelot p.s I had to actually prove to my Dad that I'm his son! What a shame!
